No, not "alien" friends!
I recently received a message from Scott "Scott" Turner, who contacted me through one of those cheesy "keep up with your old friends from college" style networking sites. I've responded but there's no telling if they'll write back -- they being Scott and the medium rare -- i.e. half baked (or less) -- Perry "Mack" Morman. I think they're afraid of my superior brains. It's an old story.
Update: "Scott" did write back and send pictures and what appears to be his real social security number (at least it shows a birth place in Illinois). My God he is old! His children may also not be his.
